Script: Opening lines, voice over, deep haggard voice

When you’re a person like I am and bad things happen in your life, sometimes you just gotta say, “big fucking deal.”  It’s this kind of attitude that makes you cringe when you look at somebody who does nothing but complain about this and that when his life couldn’t be better, so you wanna just say to that person, “man, you’re life isn’t messed up, you are.” It seems easy enough to shrug your shoulders and accept the cards you were dealt, but sometimes it takes a piece of you, or manages to slice a chunk off and you’re less of a person than you were before.  So, sometimes you just wanna reboot yourself – to, you know, reload the system, refresh your soul.  Usually a little conversation, a little time with good old friends, maybe over a few cold drinks will buy you a little break, maybe cut you some extra slack, and tide you over the next couple of days.  But sometimes, that just isn’t enough and you need something stronger, and the good old ways aren't enough because you need to be reborn, to be rebuilt from the ground up.  It’s like going to a bar for drinks and the one you have just doesn’t have that kick, just doesn’t hit the spot.  So now, what do you do? It doesn’t look like there’s any easy way of going about it, there's no cure for the sickness, no water to quench your thirst.  That could only mean that you’re fucked. And you can’t be un-fucked or de-fucked in any way.